|"YOU, the hero of the story, play the part of a farmboy in love with a beautiful Princess (yes, it really is that corny!) who has, unfortunately, just been kidnapped by an evil sorcerer. Can you rescue her from his clutches and make her your own? Can you evade his murderous henchmen? Can you save the day? ##Or, more than likely, will you just end up in an unmarked grave mourned over by nothing more than a few crows? (Genre: comedy fantasy)"