|You, Sidney Widdershins, are sent to your Grandad’s for the school holidays.
* Why is Jasper the dentist so desperate that Grandad should sell the manor?
* Why has Grandad hidden a time machine in the cellar?
* Why does the octopus insist on performing the ancient ritual of Wubble-A-Gloop with you?
* What doesn’t Kevin the clockwork shark like about your haircut?
* What would you do with a trombone, a terrapin and half a pound of lard? Yes, quite.
All this, and more, is revealed in Humbug. This is a conversion to ADRIFT. Please visit www.grahamcluley.com for the original.